Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm always down for nudity.
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