It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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