if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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