it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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