Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Welp...herpes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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