How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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