I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying