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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach

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  Me toooooo!! Margaritas

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  I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic

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