When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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