Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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