we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
