and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I touched a dick in church today
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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