Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My vagina is officially offended.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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