I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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