When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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