just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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