D3 body, D1 cock
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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