FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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