remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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