I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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