Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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