just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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