weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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