Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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