I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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