I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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