why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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