Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I want a musical about memes.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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