i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
how drunk are you?
Several
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
