I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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