I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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