No, you can still breathe under the balls.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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