that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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