You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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