ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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