I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
