weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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