I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You can't motorboat a personality
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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