I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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