Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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