You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
