Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I can't turn off my feet"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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