This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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