Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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