I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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