I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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