some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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