You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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