i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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