GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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