just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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