I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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