i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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