you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.