Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision