Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE