Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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