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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake

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• (972): View more from Texas

  they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon

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• (631): View more from New York

  You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.

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