Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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