There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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