return my video game
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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